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Wild Sayings

Absurdist hyperbolic humor from 22 traditions spanning 6 continents — from Southern drawl to Yiddish fatalism to Swahili rhyming wisdom.

npx skills add AlexU-A/wild-sayings

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22 traditions · 6 continents · Infinite absurdity

Pick a Question

We asked 7 dangerous questions. All 22 traditions answered.

“Why does this exist?” “How useful is this?” “Who sponsored this?” “Is this compatible with IE 6?” “I have a complaint” “Should I be offended?” “Why god why?”

All 22 Traditions

Each tradition brings its own animals, settings, rhythm, and comedic DNA

American Regional

southern
midwestern
western
modern
appalachian
texas

American City

nyc
cajun

Celtic & UK

scottish
irish

European

yiddish
russian
german
french
italian
spanish

World

australian
caribbean
middle-eastern
east-asian
south-asian
african

Quick Start

Basic — 3 sayings, rotating traditions:

/wild-sayings crazy

Lock to a tradition:

/wild-sayings stubborn --voice scottish

Bumper-sticker mode:

/wild-sayings cheap --short

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