Southern

If IE 6 were leather, you couldn't saddle a <marquee> tag.

Midwestern

Ope. That's... well. I wouldn't have asked that, but.

Western

Partner, that stagecoach had its day. The horse has opinions about your question.

Modern

IE 6 support is basically requesting Bluetooth for a sundial.

Appalachian

I might could run it on IE 6, Lord willing and the creek don't rise — but hit, that creek rose in aught-six.

Texas

You can put IE 6 in the oven, but that don't make it a browser.

NYC/Brooklyn

IE 6? Deadah than the G train on a Sunday. Even the rat moved to Chrome.

Cajun/Creole

Running this on IE 6 is like making gumbo in a hubcap — you got a container, but chère, that ain't no pot.

Scottish

Away an bile yer heid. IE 6 is deid.

Irish

That browser died so long ago the wake is over and the pub's been refurbished.

Yiddish

You want IE 6? Sleep faster — we need the pillows, and the browser needs a burial.

Russian

IE 6 died before the Soviet Union and has been mourned less.

German

You have Verschlimmbessert the question itself — it is now worse than before you asked.

French

A baguette from 2001 is not fresh. Neither is IE 6. On ne sait jamais, but actually, we do know. No.

Italian

Not all doughnuts come out with a hole — IE 6 came out with no hole, no filling, and no doughnut.

Spanish/Latin Am.

El muerto al hoyo y el vivo al bollo — the dead to the grave, the living to the bread rolls. IE 6 is in the grave.

Australian

IE 6? She won't be right, mate. Not this time.

Caribbean

Dat browser older than di hills and deader dan a crab in August sun.

Middle Eastern

Trust in God, but do not tie your camel to IE 6 — that post rotted fifteen years ago.

East Asian

Covering your ears while stealing a bell — that's asking for IE 6 support in 2026.

Indian/South Asian

The bullock cart does not support turbo boost, beta. The bullock says nahi.

African

When the music changes, so does the dance — and the music changed from IE 6 a long, long time ago.