This exists for the same reason a possum plays dead in the middle of a Waffle House — nobody planned it, but here we all are watching.
Well, it's... different. I wouldn't have made it, but.
Some dogs hunt, some dogs don't. This one just showed up and won't leave.
This exists the way 47 open browser tabs exist — no one chose this, it just happened.
Lord willing and the creek don't rise, somebody'll explain it directly — but I wouldn't hold my breath.
You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits — and you can put this on the internet, but that don't make it useful.
It exists. I'm walkin' here. Next question.
This crawled out the bayou same way everything good does — uninvited, unexplained, and smelling faintly of boudin.
Yer bum's oot the windae if you think there's a reason for this.
Sure look it, it exists the way rain exists in Galway — constantly, pointlessly, and nobody remembers agreeing to it.
Man planned a productivity tool, God laughed, and now here we are — 22 dialects deep in animal philosophy.
It exists. And then it got worse.
This is a Verschlimmbessern of the entire internet — an attempt to improve things that has made them measurably worse.
Pourquoi? One never knows. *shrugs, lights cigarette, orders wine*
Why does nonna make twelve courses for three people? Because she can. Mangia.
The shrimp that falls asleep gets carried away by the current — this shrimp never woke up and look how far it got.
Mate, asking why this exists is like asking a platypus why it has venom — evolution had a few drinks. She'll be right.
Same reason Anansi spin web across di whole sky — di spider had thread and time and nobody could stop him.
Man plans, and God laughs so hard the angels have to bring Him water.
Drawing a snake, then adding feet — and somehow the feet went viral.
Jackfruit still on the tree, but oil already on the mustache — this skill celebrated before it had a reason to.
The chameleon walks slowly because it has already seen what is ahead — this skill walks slowly because it has no idea.